How about the middle of sheffield
Particularly if it looked like this:

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Samscam,
Fri 16 Aug 2002, 13:24,
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It wasn't quite that bad
last time I was in sheffield...although there weren't four trolls dress as bunnies
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beardman,
Fri 16 Aug 2002, 13:41,
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sheff
who lives in sheffield... dont knock Gods own city... theres nowt wrong wi'Sheff...
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DrTchock reporting live from the White Chocolate Farm,
Fri 16 Aug 2002, 17:47,
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Sheff
Very true... Sheff is brilliant, but sunbathing in the peace gardens is a bit intimidating wot with all the trolls and bum cleavage n'all...
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Samscam,
Fri 16 Aug 2002, 19:28,
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