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# Words cannot express
the love I feel for that. And you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:25, archived)
# so that's why you're sitting in the corner
making *fwap* noises
(el pedro, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:26, archived)
# and also why
I'm masturbating.
Furiously.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:27, archived)
# can i fap yours too
and fiddle with the balls a bit
i'm bored as hell, as u can see
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:30, archived)
# hehehe
sounds like a fun game
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Read the first line of this
uk.news.yahoo.com/040203/80/el1zt.html

if you like double entendres
(el pedro, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:33, archived)
# And following page 53 of
'The Big Boys Bumper Book of Hand-Shandies for Fun and Profit' to the letter, I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:34, archived)