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# Be this bandwagon over?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:24, archived)
# Words cannot express
the love I feel for that. And you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:25, archived)
# so that's why you're sitting in the corner
making *fwap* noises
(el pedro, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:26, archived)
# and also why
I'm masturbating.
Furiously.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:27, archived)
# can i fap yours too
and fiddle with the balls a bit
i'm bored as hell, as u can see
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:30, archived)
# hehehe
sounds like a fun game
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Read the first line of this
uk.news.yahoo.com/040203/80/el1zt.html

if you like double entendres
(el pedro, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:33, archived)
# And following page 53 of
'The Big Boys Bumper Book of Hand-Shandies for Fun and Profit' to the letter, I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:34, archived)
# hehe
v good!
(spoonfeedme, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:25, archived)
# damn you damn you damn you damn you
*ahem* I mean shiver me britches that be yarrr
*closes his own piss poor attempt in a fit of pique*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:26, archived)
# Yay!
finally a good reason for this bandwagon's existence!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:26, archived)
# ihrieiiairu*
translation-it's chris the ninja pirate
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:26, archived)
# I'm sitting hunched behind my monitor
trying not to let anyone see me weeping with laughter...

Fucking Woo!

¦@ D
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:27, archived)
# you are my God
woo yaynessss
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:28, archived)
# gah!
damn you! just beaten to it
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:29, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Classy!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Happy birthday
young man.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Thankyou kindly sir!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:39, archived)
# And we have a winner
Woo. Yay. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! fineart, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Haha
melikey
(BlackCat, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:33, archived)
# That's it... Show's over...


Can't top that...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 4 Feb 2004, 0:46, archived)
# How do I love thee...
Won- aye, tis a foine one
Too- and it's right delish
Free- I sent it to me 'arties, and they wus larfin and spittin grog
Fore- Oim 'avin a bit o trouble breavin.
Foive, fru Ten- yarrr.

Yarrr, ye be the king of hoigh-larity!

/end of terrible faux-pirate speak, and appologies
(plesant_tasting, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 4:39, archived)