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# Seagoon getting a medical
Doctor (Moriaty): open wide ... thankyou ... and swallow
Seagoon: gulp.. ack.. what was that?
Doctor: cigarette ash - I didn't want to get it on the carpet. Thankyou, I now pronounce you 100% fat.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 5:08, archived)
# Moriarty and Grytpype-Thyne have conned Ned into drinking Loch Lomond
Ned - It's no good, I'll have to stop - I'm feeling faint!

Moriarty - Faint? You feel faint? Here, drink this glass of water!

Ned - Thanks (gulp, gulp, gulp..)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 5:12, archived)