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# What's your favourite Spike comedy moment?..
Ned - [Puts on lots of disguise parefenalia to avoid police] There! Now they'll never recognise us!

(Opens door to copper)

Police - Ned Seagoon?

Ned - Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 5:04, archived)
# The jackanory stories
he did in the eighties.
not as great as the goons, but genius, nevertheless.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 27 Feb 2002, 5:07, archived)
# Seagoon getting a medical
Doctor (Moriaty): open wide ... thankyou ... and swallow
Seagoon: gulp.. ack.. what was that?
Doctor: cigarette ash - I didn't want to get it on the carpet. Thankyou, I now pronounce you 100% fat.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 5:08, archived)
# Moriarty and Grytpype-Thyne have conned Ned into drinking Loch Lomond
Ned - It's no good, I'll have to stop - I'm feeling faint!

Moriarty - Faint? You feel faint? Here, drink this glass of water!

Ned - Thanks (gulp, gulp, gulp..)
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 5:12, archived)
# Oh and 'Hitler, my part in his downfall'
I was shown in to the captain's office by the sergeant. The officer sat behind a table decorated with a merry grey blanket in a room lit by a 40 watt light bulb that, when lit, made the room darker.

Officer "Milligan is it? Why are you wearing civilian clothes?"
Milligan "Well, they wouldn't let me on the train naked, sir"
Sergeant "SILENCE when you speak to an officer"
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 5:12, archived)
# I thought of a Hitler based poem last night
but I'm not going to post it cos I'm trying to be clean today (apart from the bag of chips comment).
(Nacho, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 6:59, archived)
# ooh <font color="blue">go on</font>
go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on!

I for one remain unoffended by all, with the possible exception of Burnley fans...
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 7:59, archived)
# Doctor Foster fell down a well
And broke his collarbone
But doctors should attend the sick
And leave the well alone


Also Goons - woman leaves room
Neddy - will she be safe?
Eccles - with a face like that she'd be safe in Portsmouth on payday
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 5:13, archived)
# Remember
Q?
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 5:19, archived)
# my
favourite, had all the videos i could get, they were my favorite, it was tottaly un PC, but nothing could top the total surrealnes of the pakistani daleks......
(redifusion, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 5:25, archived)
# Put Him In The Curry!
in dalek voice.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 5:30, archived)
# Too much to chooses from...
but this always makes me chuckle

BILL: Seagoon and Bluebottle travelled by sea. To avoid detection by enemy U-boats they spoke German throughout the voyage, heavily disguised as Spaniards.

PETER: As an added precaution they travelled on separate decks and wore separate shoes on different occasions.

SEAGOON: The ship was disguised as a train - to make the train seaworthy it was done up to look like a boat and painted to appear like a tram.

SPIKE: .. All rather confusing, really.
(sasquatch, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 5:31, archived)