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# Crisps
If anyone is thinking of trying Walkers new 'Cheese & Branston Pickle' flavour crisps, don't bother. They taste like dog dirt (with a hint of cheese). I am scraping my tongue with my shoe as I type this...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 7:40, archived)
# speaking of branston pickle
they've just made a smooth version of that now havn't they ?

Chunky and smooth branston pickle........

id never thought id see the day

They've obviously been looking at peanut butter... thankyou America!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 7:57, archived)
# woo! i know there was "spreadable"
which was kind of excusable. But SMOOTH? i don't want to live in a world that endorses such a thing. or where there's no b3ta or spike milligan. the world's shit, we have to rebuild it, somehow...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 8:03, archived)
# Smooth Branston
Surely that's just brown sauce in a posh bottle?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 9:42, archived)
# oops.tried em before i got here
and you're so right...they're bogging...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 8:41, archived)
# Don't bother with Marmite either...
They taste more like marmoset piss.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 9:59, archived)