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# What is this?
1980's bad joke week?

Nope, sorry....
(Flyslip, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:43, archived)
# bad seventies please
(not at all sorry)

edit a bad eighties twix joke would have the punchline of
'you only get two fingers in a twix'
('tin'tintin, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Ewwwwww
Well you bloody well should be

kids today....
(Flyslip, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:49, archived)
# my daddy always said
"if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all fuck off you colonial upstart"
or something like that ... the beatings have affected my long term ... thingummy

edit: and there's no apostrophe in 1980s
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:50, archived)
# theres no apostraphe because
we were all yuppie scum too busy making money for Thatcher
(when I say we thats the royal we, who were also very busy making money)
('tin'tintin, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:55, archived)
# Yes the beatings must have affected your memory
you Empirial twatmonger you poor thing, you... I got beaten too, but still managed a "thingummy* at Oxford*

*may*alright, IS a lie
(Flyslip, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:12, archived)