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# It's not TCR it's ...?

(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:39, archived)
# Well, if they were empty wrappers then scale ex-twix
but as they are full, they are merely "Electric Racing Chocolate covered Biscuits with Caramel" (TM)

or something like that
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:43, archived)
# There's probably a word in German that means
"Electric Racing Chocolate covered Biscuits with Caramel"
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Electrenracenshokoladebiscuitenincaramleenwissenshaftslehrer.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Elektrischelaufendeschokoladebedecktebiskuitemitkaramel
for example?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:49, archived)
# bah
you and your long words
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Elektrische laufende Schokolade bedeckte Biskuite mit Karamel™
surely
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:53, archived)
# is it
eleccyraccilatocovebiisecswovcuramale?

Damn germans with their huge words
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:49, archived)
# ahhhh, God bless uber mind piss
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Hurrah for germans
and their disregard for punctuation and grammar.

Theoretically, there is no upper limit for german word length. In practice, germans need to breathe.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:52, archived)
#
one could dispute your last assertion /xenophobe
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:53, archived)
# there is no german word for
Fluffy

100% of nearly fact
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:56, archived)
# "Flaumig"
apparently.
[edit: Google translates "fluffy" to "flaumig" but can't translate it back into English. :/ ]
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:08, archived)
# Haha!
Last time I was in Germany, total strangers kept asking me for directions. In German. And not all of these strangers were German. I don't speak a word of German, but can only assume I have the look of a native. It was bewildering.

Either that, or I'm stupid for being surprised by people talking German in Germany. Yes, that sounds more likely...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:05, archived)
# last time I was in germany
I was asked the way to the youth hostel.
Which was astonishingly convenient as "where is the youth hostel" is the only non-beer-related phrase I know in German and I was coincidentally on the way to the youth hostel.

ever start a sentence and wish you hadn't bothered?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:12, archived)
# At least you came out of that looking less stupid than me.
Germany and Germans are lovely, but the diet of würste und bier doesn't really agree with me.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:15, archived)
# with a name like monster munch
I'm frankly surprised that you're surprised by anything.....
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:14, archived)
# What is this?
1980's bad joke week?

Nope, sorry....
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:43, archived)
# bad seventies please
(not at all sorry)

edit a bad eighties twix joke would have the punchline of
'you only get two fingers in a twix'
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Ewwwwww
Well you bloody well should be

kids today....
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:49, archived)
# my daddy always said
"if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all fuck off you colonial upstart"
or something like that ... the beatings have affected my long term ... thingummy

edit: and there's no apostrophe in 1980s
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:50, archived)
# theres no apostraphe because
we were all yuppie scum too busy making money for Thatcher
(when I say we thats the royal we, who were also very busy making money)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:55, archived)
# Yes the beatings must have affected your memory
you Empirial twatmonger you poor thing, you... I got beaten too, but still managed a "thingummy* at Oxford*

*may*alright, IS a lie
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:12, archived)