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# I'm getting married in the morning!


Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime!
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:32, archived)
# You don't look at the warthog
when you're bumming the arse...


*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:33, archived)
# I once woke up next to something like that
Someone must have swapped her for the one I started with during my drunken sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:36, archived)
# But but....
nobody wants to court a warthog....
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:50, archived)
# What exactly
are you try to say?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:34, archived)