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# as ive had to see it
i thourght you all should


probably nsfw
(Kieren, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 1:40, archived)
# i hate you
so much.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 1:50, archived)
# she wants you
look at the way she has cast her eyes upon you
(Kieren, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 1:51, archived)
# I don't understand
how she keeps from falling over.
(Tom_Bombadil, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 3:15, archived)
# easy
the overall tittage mass equals that of lardy arse blubberage, which means she is perfectly balanced and thus she could stand on tip-toes if need be.
(I helped save b3ta! Andytomaz wazzing my way, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 3:22, archived)
# oh sure
but how does she move mr. smartypants. How would a shift of such a large mass not unbalance the earth and send us spinning off into space?
(Tom_Bombadil, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 3:43, archived)
# Ok class, let 's begin....
nsfw

The ladywhale is obviously twinned with a similar large mass, e.g Ayres rock, so the equal weight again ensures the world is counterbalanced on its axis. erm,...or something like that, I think...
(I helped save b3ta! Andytomaz wazzing my way, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 4:25, archived)