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# The Australian version of B3ta never really caught on

Click it new window for Ausrtalian B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 4:10, archived)
# That must have taken some time to do?


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cant stop gigglin... hehehe..
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 4:23, archived)
# Wasted the best part of an hour on it
But it's work time so...
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 4:40, archived)
# best time to do it then eh !
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 4:44, archived)
# wool yay?
bwahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 4:32, archived)
# Well done!
Replace "Australia" with "New Zealand" and it might start to be accurate. :) We're very discerning about what we shag down here. In fact we try to keep it in the family as much as possible.
(Beatnik, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 4:44, archived)
# Ah, incest
the game the whole family can play

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Kiwis don't shag sheep, we don't want to go where an auzzie has already been.
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 4:48, archived)
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(Indole Ring, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 5:10, archived)
# /coat


Nothing personal, just can't fucking hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 5:21, archived)
# Kerry
sounds like a girl's name, so there!
(Indole Ring, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 5:23, archived)
# Everyone says that
Got a come-on from some scottish guy on the board a while ago... Remindes me of the line "Never fucked a homo but I've fucked a guy who has"
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 5:25, archived)
# Bastard!
You've already used every New Zealand joke in existence, thus forestalling an appropriate reply.

Wool yay!
(Indole Ring, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 4:51, archived)
# Hey come on!
I gave you an Australian Furtive! (Actually thought I better not use your name for the sheep ones as you may never talk to me again. After my missing girls/pope/hitler/osama/and kitten pictures you're the only one left who'll talk to me)
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 5:00, archived)
# In that case
I hope you'll still talk to me after seeing the New New Zealand flag.

By the way, what happened to Old Zealand? Did you guys lose it, or something?
(Indole Ring, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 5:11, archived)
# .
I always thought that the original Zealand was the island near Denmark...

oh ok ... I'll stay out of this one..
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 5:16, archived)
# Fuckin oats mate
I'll buy you a beer - now, in fact how about a Napier B3ta bash! Starts my place in 15 minutes!

Ok you got me on the flag, too late in day to hummus a side splitting pun about Indole RING-piece, as for New Zealand - it was all a misunderstanding - dutchman with thick accent said its "no-sheeeep-shagggers-land" and it was misheard. Similar to Australia (I'll straddle ya! - I bet you say that to ALL the sheep!)
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 5:18, archived)
# The problem with Antipob3tans
is that we all live about a thousand miles apart, making it more difficult to organise a pub gathering.
(Indole Ring, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 5:22, archived)
# But at least
down here we have more pubs per square km and don't drink our beer warm (cept when we've run out of cold stuff!) BTW - Warriors are looking good arn't they
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 5:24, archived)
# Now mate
I'm prepared to put up with a lot of slagging Australia, but calling our beer warm is going a bit too far. It's not as if we were Poms or something, you know.
(Indole Ring, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 5:26, archived)
# Actually I was lumping you in that equation
South hemisphere vs north, you know the drill, all together: "UP THE NORTH"
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 5:28, archived)
# dont u start on poms !
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 5:30, archived)
# Ok
I'm off to my B3ta bash, catch you in the spazz, Indole, there's a cold beer here with your name on it - don't be late or I'll drink it!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 5:35, archived)
# See you later
I'd take you up on the beer, but I don't know how long it stays good. It could be a few years befor I make it to NZ. :(
(Indole Ring, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 5:44, archived)
# Even though
I was terribly hurt to be left out, I would still talk to you, except I am too busy being ignored ;)
Edit- here's a

for ya
how d'ya spell ostrisized
(I helped save b3ta! Occasional Lurker, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 5:17, archived)
# ostracized?
that's sick that ostrice animal sex? you're as bad as the australian sheep shaggers!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 5:20, archived)
# Oh OSTRICH!
Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 5:23, archived)
# oh
ostricheyesed
(I helped save b3ta! Occasional Lurker, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 5:29, archived)