Attach a
kitten to the sole of your shoe. Excellent cushioning and it even makes a funny squeaky noise.
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Baz Fuck off,
Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:35,
archived)
yeah,
but you need to replace them often. After a while they go all squishy.
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Dr Phil Kitten,
Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:39,
archived)