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# for the past
23 years, i've had two legs of approximately the same length, which stopped growing about 7 years ago, only now my left legs has decided to grow some more very quickly and it hurts and i can't walk straight, any suggestions?
(, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:18, archived)
# walk
in circles?
(, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:20, archived)
# live
on a hill, that way, it won't matter
(, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:53, archived)
# Chop them off
I have a big axe you can borrow if you like.
(, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:21, archived)
# get the doctor
to file it back down. Equally painful, but think of the savings on trousis!
(, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:21, archived)
# do you think
it might improve my ten pin bowling ability?
(, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:24, archived)
# clogs
wear one clog with a bigger 'sole' than the other.. maybe.. or walk with a brick attached to your shoe.
(, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:21, archived)
# go to a doctor
if it's happened quickly then your bones probably haven't grown. it's more likely to be a swelling in one of your joints or such. worth getting checked out tho.
(, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:23, archived)
# i agree
i get water on the knee alot, and if it only effects one knee, one leg is a little longer than the other...
(, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:28, archived)
# i got pie on the brain
fancy some lunch?
(, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:38, archived)
# hah!
Eated mine already. Diets make me hungry. :(
(, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:41, archived)
# i've had breakfast one and breakfast two
i think i might skip morning snack and move straight on to brunch
(, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:45, archived)
# oh dont
ive got a hangover and i'm starving!
(, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:44, archived)
# always stand in
a hole.
(, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:32, archived)
# Attach a
kitten to the sole of your shoe. Excellent cushioning and it even makes a funny squeaky noise.
(, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:35, archived)
# yeah,
but you need to replace them often. After a while they go all squishy.
(, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:39, archived)