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for the past
23 years, i've had two legs of approximately the same length, which stopped growing about 7 years ago, only now my left legs has decided to grow some more very quickly and it hurts and i can't walk straight, any suggestions?
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aubergene ,
Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:18,
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walk
in circles?
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chthonic ,
Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:20,
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live
on a hill, that way, it won't matter
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vbloke OLDSKOOL ,
Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:53,
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Chop them off
I have a big axe you can borrow if you like.
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Wifey ,
Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:21,
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get the doctor
to file it back down. Equally painful, but think of the savings on trousis!
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Dr Phil Kitten ,
Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:21,
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do you think
it might improve my ten pin bowling ability?
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aubergene ,
Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:24,
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clogs
wear one clog with a bigger 'sole' than the other.. maybe.. or walk with a brick attached to your shoe.
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Altrezia ,
Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:21,
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go to a doctor
if it's happened quickly then your bones probably haven't grown. it's more likely to be a swelling in one of your joints or such. worth getting checked out tho.
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spacefish bong! ,
Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:23,
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i agree
i get water on the knee alot, and if it only effects one knee, one leg is a little longer than the other...
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lady_delirium ,
Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:28,
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i got pie on the brain
fancy some lunch?
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spacefish bong! ,
Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:38,
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hah!
Eated mine already. Diets make me hungry. :(
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Dr Phil Kitten ,
Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:41,
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i've had breakfast one and breakfast two
i think i might skip morning snack and move straight on to brunch
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spacefish bong! ,
Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:45,
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oh dont
ive got a hangover and i'm starving!
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lady_delirium ,
Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:44,
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always stand in
a hole.
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PeterSeychelles ,
Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:32,
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Attach a
kitten to the sole of your shoe. Excellent cushioning and it even makes a funny squeaky noise.
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Baz Fuck off ,
Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:35,
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yeah,
but you need to replace them often. After a while they go all squishy.
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Dr Phil Kitten ,
Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:39,
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