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# said in a sarcastic way;
look out tubcat & toungedog, here comes fatmouse
(sketcher, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 23:09, archived)
# Fat mouse rocks
i really liked REICHSMARSCHAL VON CHEESE, made me giggle.

however i still find this far more sinister, the mouse with a human ear.



now if they could take my misses and a mouses ear and somehoe fuse them together that would make me happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 4:15, archived)
# found a better pic for photoshopping
if anyone is interested.


OR

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 4:26, archived)
# sounds a lot like me:
FATMOUSE MAKES EVERYTHING A LOT BETTER. HE DOESN'T MAKE THINGS. HE MAKES THEM BETTER.

FATMOUSE WILL EAT DINNER ON YOUR GRANDMA'S LACE TABLECLOTH.

FATMOUSE CARES NOT ABOUT THE AFFAIRS OF SMALL MEN. FATMOUSE LIKES TO EAT.

FATMOUSE CAN MAKE YOU A WINNER. FATMOUSE CAN MAKE YOU A LOSER. FATMOUSE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT EITHER. IT IS FOR YOU TO CARE ABOUT FATMOUSE.

FATMOUSE HAS NO PATIENCE BUT MUCH HUNGER.

FATMOUSE TAKES UMBRAGE AT THE SIGHT OF YOUR SMALL TORSO AND WEAK FLACCID LIMBS. FATMOUSE IS NEVER FOOLED BY IMITATORS.

FATMOUSE WILL SPEAK AND YOU WILL LISTEN. FATMOUSE LIKES TO EAT. FATMOUSE DOES NOT CARE FOR YOUR MONEY OR YOUR SOCIAL STATUS OR YOUR STUPID ORDERED LIVES. FATMOUSE CARES ONLY FOR YOUR CARBOHYDRATES. FATMOUSE MUST FEED.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 5:15, archived)