Nah,he was after Aunt Sally, he was straight as her wooden leg.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 17 Feb 2004, 14:28,
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Eww!You should write spam.
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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Tue 17 Feb 2004, 14:29,
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