Was he pushed?
Woo!

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Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely,
Thu 19 Feb 2004, 13:59,
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Ackshully...
Humpty Dumpty was a cannon used for defending Colchester. It fell out of it's tower, and broke.
Not funny, but true nontheless.
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:55,
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