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[challenge entry] Every Chav should own it (or download it for free)

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(, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:17, archived)
# does it have
a complimentary faux-gold Sovereign Ring
(, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:21, archived)
# since when have neds
listened to "r&b"?

is it not mostly the cheesier side of hard house?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:22, archived)
# no - they like black music...
as long as the blacks don't come and live next door to them.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:26, archived)
# Anyone ever wonder why they choose Burberry?
which is, after all, a massivly posh brand. Or used to be. Im waiting for the day Neds hang around street corners in Barbours and tweeds smoking pipes, ahhhh happy days.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:34, archived)
# I live near Castleford, W Yorks
That is where Burberry is made. Over the years the factory has been infilltrated by skegettes, who either knock off loads of gear, buy the seconds or even attach labels to any old crap and pass goods onto their men.

All the chavs have been wearing it for years and now now it has spread.

to conclude: All your chavs are belong to us
(, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:51, archived)
# Someone set up us the Chav
(, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Arf
almost as annoying as the real thing
(, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:22, archived)
# Fucking Woo!!!
That Chav must be really famous now!

Edit: This should be bundled with it:
(, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 23:51, archived)