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# Well
if yer girly is ever away for a week or so, get ordering, then when she gets back say you had all this hardware before, but it was in the loft, or something...
(, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 6:07, archived)
# nice i like it
picture the scene, candles, supper...

*me* "no darling, you must awy this weeknd, for i have booked you into a health spa"

*her* "darling, you are so kind, i will away in the morning"

morning comes...

*me* "goodbye darling" door shuts and we hear the sound of a phone dialing "hello can i place and order, excelent, do you take switch, right here's what i want..."
(, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 6:19, archived)