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# Argh
I'm pleased to be awake I tell you.
I dreamt that I had a job working behind the scenes in television and my only task was to try and make Lemmy from Motorhead's warts look like they weren't really there by covering them up with a paste mixed of moisturiser, foundation and mashed up crayons.
He didn't like my having to do this to him, and an unhappy Lemmy is a scarey Lemmy.
Why can't I dream about pleasant things?
(Nacho, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 5:11, archived)
# Never colour a Motorhead!
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 6:57, archived)
# Aaaaargh!
Thanx for that, now I'll have the same nightmare!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 7:18, archived)
# Oh my God
I wasn't expecting that!
I think I'm gonna have to cut down on eating cheese late at night.
(Nacho, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 10:40, archived)
# aww
arent you cute in your behind-the-scenes-television haircut.
The picture looks like a bbc costume drama gone wrong! he he
(scabby dog, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 12:26, archived)