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# In 'nam I had to take out thirteen ex-KGB horses equipped with only a teaspoon
..True



/edit ..Then the President led the attack, culminating with a hick flying his jet fighter into the heart of the alien ship
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:29, archived)
# you should get
a Nobel Peace Prize nomination for that
(gamera, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:32, archived)
# If they only had a teaspoon
it should have been no trouble.

And it was the Arse, not the heart, of the alien ship.

And while we're on the subject of horses,
What goes clip-clop, clip-clop, BANG! clippety-clop clippety-clop?
An Amish drive-by.
Aaaaaaand goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:42, archived)
# Argh, terrible!
*vows to remember joke*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:47, archived)