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# Be careful
they bite!
(The other Norman Hartnell, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:16, archived)
# Whatever happened to.....
.. the original Norman Hartnell....? I miss her.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:19, archived)
# Not sure...
was wondering if this username could get me some leads.
does anyone out there know?
(The other Norman Hartnell, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:25, archived)
# hee hee
think of the children!
(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:19, archived)
# its already
suckig her hand!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:20, archived)
# a highland pony
tried to eat my fingers on Sunday
(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:21, archived)
# Personally..
I'd have kicked it's teeth in.. The shithouse..
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:23, archived)
# the teeth
were firmly affixed to my left hand, which made things a little more difficult at the time
(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:26, archived)
# It's the ponies you have to watch out for
The little ones are always mean little fuckers - a friend of mine got knifed by a Shetland pony, and needed eighty-six stitches.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:26, archived)
# is that where
mascar-pony cream comes from?
fuck i'm tired.
(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:28, archived)
# In 'nam I had to take out thirteen ex-KGB horses equipped with only a teaspoon
..True



/edit ..Then the President led the attack, culminating with a hick flying his jet fighter into the heart of the alien ship
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:29, archived)
# you should get
a Nobel Peace Prize nomination for that
(gamera, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:32, archived)
# If they only had a teaspoon
it should have been no trouble.

And it was the Arse, not the heart, of the alien ship.

And while we're on the subject of horses,
What goes clip-clop, clip-clop, BANG! clippety-clop clippety-clop?
An Amish drive-by.
Aaaaaaand goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:42, archived)
# Argh, terrible!
*vows to remember joke*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:47, archived)
# Love the orangowary
in the background.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:20, archived)
# haha,
I missed that the first time.
woo from me as well!
(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:21, archived)
# um,
seamless... but nice
(The If has remembered this site., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:28, archived)