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# i have just come back from the shops with a pack of garibaldis.
which i will have with a cup of tea later this afternoon.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:05, archived)
# second best of all the biscuits
(64% medical fact)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:07, archived)
# looking on the ingredients list
they actually contain 39% dead flies.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:10, archived)
# high in protein
low in processed sugars and saturated fat
pure invertebrate goodness
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:13, archived)
# that's what gives them their immense tensile strength
in an emergency, they can be used to fashion a small bridge or helicopter landing pad
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:14, archived)