
caused by inconvenient cold sores*
* warning: we might be just calling it cold sores to make you feel better about the genital herpes you got from that one drunken blowjob at the busstop last year which shall forever mar your otherwise attractive face.
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:41,
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* warning: we might be just calling it cold sores to make you feel better about the genital herpes you got from that one drunken blowjob at the busstop last year which shall forever mar your otherwise attractive face.

bloody blowjob
bloody bus stop
my doctor told me it was herpes and i was disgusted with myself
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:44,
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bloody bus stop
my doctor told me it was herpes and i was disgusted with myself

imagine if you went to the doctor and said, yes, I seem to have this ingrown hair, and he said, oh yes, that also falls under the category of AIDS! YOU HAVE AIDS! HAHA! EVERYONE IN THE WAITING ROOM COME IN HERE AND POINT AND LAUGH AT THE... I just realised I'm behaving like mr. blessed again, sorry.
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:47,
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i was only 7 when i got it. my mum probably thought i'd been molested
wondered why i never saw daddy again
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:50,
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wondered why i never saw daddy again