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# Pritt Stick or Fire extingiusser?
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# why not both?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# *PVA comes flying out*
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# sticky
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Yay!
Pencilshopped.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# Its how it all was done,
back in the day

\reminisces
(generalname, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:51, archived)
# extinguish that burning sensation
caused by inconvenient cold sores*


* warning: we might be just calling it cold sores to make you feel better about the genital herpes you got from that one drunken blowjob at the busstop last year which shall forever mar your otherwise attractive face.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# i get cold sores :(
bloody blowjob
bloody bus stop

my doctor told me it was herpes and i was disgusted with myself
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# it's a cruel hornswoggle on the part of the medical establishment, if you ask me.
imagine if you went to the doctor and said, yes, I seem to have this ingrown hair, and he said, oh yes, that also falls under the category of AIDS! YOU HAVE AIDS! HAHA! EVERYONE IN THE WAITING ROOM COME IN HERE AND POINT AND LAUGH AT THE... I just realised I'm behaving like mr. blessed again, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# er yeah.....
i was only 7 when i got it. my mum probably thought i'd been molested


wondered why i never saw daddy again
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# hang on....
There were 'nuff kids at my Junior school with cold sores, even before kissing had been invented...... wasn't even brought up in Cleveland.
(lord nose, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# arf
most people get herpes as a baby when uncles and aunt etc etc kiss the baby and pass on the herpes virus, then one has it for life, some people immune
(lord Roystarn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:18, archived)
# who buys a novelty fire extinguisher?
i'll tell you who, one who cares enough about physical comedy to put his family at risk.
teehee
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:43, archived)
# even more family guy!
im in my happy place
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)