
sleep tight, watch the bed bugs do not bite,
if they do, do a poo, put it in a cornish stew,
into the ambulance, dring dring dring,
fish trousers elephant, in peking,
saw a busy bee, diddle diddle dee...
daddy's an accountant just like me!
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:30,
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if they do, do a poo, put it in a cornish stew,
into the ambulance, dring dring dring,
fish trousers elephant, in peking,
saw a busy bee, diddle diddle dee...
daddy's an accountant just like me!

i was strolling through the woods one day
when i came across a screaming gay,
i said "how do you do my chum...
tell, me why do you like it up the bum?"
he looked at me at a sideways glance
and said "it would just happen by chance,
that bumgays like it up the bum,
for undoubtably it's much more fun"
with that he smiled and turned away
that was the last i saw of the screaming gay.
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:35,
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when i came across a screaming gay,
i said "how do you do my chum...
tell, me why do you like it up the bum?"
he looked at me at a sideways glance
and said "it would just happen by chance,
that bumgays like it up the bum,
for undoubtably it's much more fun"
with that he smiled and turned away
that was the last i saw of the screaming gay.