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# I'll give you the entire contents of my wallet
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sat 6 Mar 2004, 22:30, archived)
# Do you have £30m in your wallet?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 6 Mar 2004, 22:31, archived)
# What?
Including the unused condom?
(Madam Gertrude, Sat 6 Mar 2004, 22:32, archived)
# *looks*
nah it's been used. You can have it if you want.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sat 6 Mar 2004, 22:32, archived)
# Hmmmm.
Yes please.

Think of the Deiwos clones I could make! I could take over the world!
(Madam Gertrude, Sat 6 Mar 2004, 22:38, archived)
# Oh dear God.
*Lies down*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 6 Mar 2004, 22:42, archived)
# cue evil laughter
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sat 6 Mar 2004, 22:42, archived)
# If you think that's bad
you should see my attempts to clone Brian Blessed, by using hair samples obtained from the floor of his barbers.
(Madam Gertrude, Sat 6 Mar 2004, 22:44, archived)
# As long as it IS unused.
*shudders at thought*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 6 Mar 2004, 22:32, archived)