Forgive me...hi, ah' wuz some lurka' on here befo'e. What it is, Mama! ah' wuz bo'n in England but moved t'de US afterward cuz' of farm and mah' BF's job transfer. Ah be baaad... He's an accountant and I'm goin' t'college dere. What it is, Mama! Soon I'm goin' back t'England to visit mah' parents , and it's goin' t'be freakishly fun. 'S coo', bro. ah' ax' ya' t'please shout WOO YAY at some little kid who looks likes some boy but isn't wid sho't brown fro if ya' see ha' wid some really tall guy and some lady wid curly fro. She's mah' niece, and eyeballs de little-asser-yet-cleana' bits uh B3ta. Sheeeiit. She's silly. Slap mah fro! Oh yes she is. If she claps ha' hands at ya', stop a'cuz ha' parents are nervous ya''ll kidnap ha' o' sump'n. My bro's an over-protective guy. Slap mah fro! So's his mamay. Slap mah fro!
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American or Swedish?hee, I ves a loorker oon here-a beffure-a. I ves burn in Inglund boot mufed tu zee US effterverd becoose-a ooff schuul und my BF's jub trunsffer. He's un eccuoontunt und I'm gueeng tu cullege-a zeere-a. Suun I'm gueeng beck tu Inglund tu feesit my perents , und it's gueeng tu be-a freekeeshly foon. I esk yuoo tu pleese-a shuoot VOO YEY et a leettle-a keed vhu luuks leeke-a a buy boot isn't veet shurt broon heur iff yuoo see-a her veet a reelly tell gooy und a ledy veet coorly heur. She's my neeece-a, und reeds zee smeller-yet-cleuner beets ooff B3ta. She's seelly. Ooh yes she-a is. Iff she-a cleps her hunds et yuoo, stup becoose-a her perents ere-a nerfuoos yuoo'll keednep her oor sumetheeng. My bru's un oofer-prutecteefe-a gooy. Su's hees veeffey. Bork Bork Bork!
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