Babies.
They'll report you to the police if you try to plug them into the mains.
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Tart Monkey,
Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:45,
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Bastards . .
How are we supposed to have any fun ?
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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur,
Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:46,
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Put tin foil on their feet
and pop them in the microwave... hours of fun.
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Tart Monkey,
Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:47,
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Just popping out for some tin foil . .
I wonder if next door would mind if I borrowed their baby ?
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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur,
Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:49,
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Put the extractor fan on first though.
The smoke tends to linger on the furniture.
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Tart Monkey,
Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:51,
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you would struggle
to put a baby into a modern microwave, tinfoil or no tinfoil.
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HexShaped remembers when this was all fields,
Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:51,
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Noooo.
An old wind up telephone.... gets a good current going anytime anyplace anywhere....
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Tart Monkey,
Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:50,
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I installed that switch
so you can turn the baby-eyelights on and off.
not so you can throw baby-eyelight raves.
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norumbegan,
Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:46,
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