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# Yes
Why not?
Cant think of anything more fun.
Do you know how?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:25, archived)
# A couple of javelins and a bonfire
should be all that's required.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:26, archived)
# cut out the back bone
turn him over
fold back his wings* and squash flat
stick two skewers through thighs and breast to hold flat
grill over a medium heat

(* that bit might be a bit tricky)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:27, archived)
# You've done this before, haven't you?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:29, archived)
# I've tried it on a few birds*
but this would be my first go at a celebrity mockney chef

* and also spatchcocking /innuendo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Actually
"Cut out the Backbone"
is going to cause problems too
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:33, archived)