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# Quick
break out the AK's

yay to BW's
(Dr Pob this just makes you look further to find the time, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:17, archived)
# bagsy first shot



edit: got it
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:18, archived)
# *aims*
*fires*
totaly misses nicely painted target
but gets the cunt right inbetween the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Nice shot.
Shall we spatchcock him now?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Yes
Why not?
Cant think of anything more fun.
Do you know how?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:25, archived)
# A couple of javelins and a bonfire
should be all that's required.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:26, archived)
# cut out the back bone
turn him over
fold back his wings* and squash flat
stick two skewers through thighs and breast to hold flat
grill over a medium heat

(* that bit might be a bit tricky)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:27, archived)
# You've done this before, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:29, archived)
# I've tried it on a few birds*
but this would be my first go at a celebrity mockney chef

* and also spatchcocking /innuendo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Actually
"Cut out the Backbone"
is going to cause problems too
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:33, archived)
# Fuck that
break out the Howitzer!!!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:18, archived)
# I like him
(at least he knows where to put an apostrophe)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:19, archived)
# but he calls it
an apoftrofeee
and therefore avoids them altogether
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Ready / Aim
- Napalm...........
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:20, archived)
# He rides a Scooter
So he should already have that on the back of his Parka !

(Which is why there are no Mods in Northern Ireland !)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Nope
Just a biker.
(who now knows far more about Scotch Eggs than I ever wanted or needed to)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:28, archived)
# S'ok
One question though.
Why did you roam around the Guardian website instead of just Googling "How to freeze scotch eggs" ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:36, archived)
# I did Google
and it took me to the Guardian website, oddly. Google has turned to poo.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# Strange !
I can't get it to do that.

My Google's better than your Google.
Nyah, Nyah !

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)
# *huff*
It blummin did, I tell you! No one visits the Guardian website of their own volition.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:50, archived)
# I do
On Wednesdays.
To read the Tree-Hugging hippy shit environmental society pages
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# i quite like jamie oliver
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:21, archived)
# yay!
for defending cheap targets!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:25, archived)
# No you don't
lying is bad
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:26, archived)
# I used to hate him.
Then I thought about it and realised I had no good reason to.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 12:31, archived)