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# thats quite scary
cartoons must have been influencing us for years

wheres that anvil
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)
# indeed, everyone knows that in cartoons you can't die...
*click*


*BANG*


*Thud*
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)
# you still alive

*hears cartoon ambulance racing to the scene, only to run the victim over at least twice*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)
# no*




*may be a lie
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:21, archived)
# the ambulance arrived
but he was confirmed dead on arrival

the funeral's friday, he gets a 21 felt-tip salute
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:21, archived)
# shame
i wont be there to see it...
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:24, archived)
# you'll be there
you'll just be in a coffin thats all
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:37, archived)
# I had a broken clock
and remembering Bagpuss, bought a few mice to fix it. They didn't /mark/lard/
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)