Newsflash:kingofpork was recently hospitalised with third-degree pun burns on 95% of his body.
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kingofpork is the king of pork,
Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:09,
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only his F5 trigger fingerwas left
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meak is going to inherit the earth,
Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:11,
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