A genetic experiment sounded like such fun...
...but after the fact neither Mike nor Barry were entirely happy with the new arrangements.

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kingofpork is the king of pork,
Wed 10 Mar 2004, 21:20,
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Pushmepullyou...
Dr Doolittle would be proud.
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Chrico is a bounder and a cad,
Wed 10 Mar 2004, 21:25,
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