It's your birthday? Now I suppose you want me to giveyou the one ring that I found at the bottom of the river, else you'll strangle me and go live in a cave for 500 years and call yourself Gollum because you can't be bothered to buy some Lockets for your throat.
Happy Birthday
(Happy Birthday
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:50,
archived)