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# Dead jokes
Has anyone heard any good 'Dead Jokes' about the sadly deceased Dame Thora Hird?
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:46, archived)
# More importantly...
It's my birthday!
(Crumpet, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:47, archived)
# woo!
Happy birthday!

hippy birdy two ewes
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:49, archived)
# It's your birthday? Now I suppose you want me to give
you the one ring that I found at the bottom of the river, else you'll strangle me and go live in a cave for 500 years and call yourself Gollum because you can't be bothered to buy some Lockets for your throat.

Happy Birthday
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:50, archived)
# Hooray
everybody eat cake.

NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:50, archived)
# hooray!
what age are you now? 74? 92? 0.1?
(1, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:51, archived)
#
*HONK*
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Get your hosting sorted
and post pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:47, archived)
# i have! but im lazy



sorry. and i really did want to know. Dont you?
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:49, archived)
# *ahem*
*directs cowjam down the board a little*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:49, archived)
# There were loads on b3ta
when she popped her clogs mostly about "Sunshine still would" - haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:48, archived)
# I wrote a piece about how she was still going to do rep
for the Durham University Rag Magazine.... I bet they didn't use it: it would have been too funny
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:53, archived)
# So you're saying... she isn't still doing rep
for the Durham University Rag Mag?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:58, archived)
# I hate the English language
and it's ambiguity. From now on I will communicate in hieroglyphics

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:03, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:07, archived)
# I'm going to write a little book of birds
based on my big garden birdwatch picture. I don't want to do it. But I feel it is probably a good idea.

Or I could just give up
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:11, archived)
# You could probably make one
involving the song Stairway to Heaven, but swapping the word stairway to stairlift.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:48, archived)
# Thanks Bob
Ill give it a go. you might see it here soon. ill race other b3tans to it (bet I lose)
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:50, archived)
# Involving a Stanna Stairlift always gets a laugh
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:53, archived)
# Two people
could probably have a lot of fun on one of those things...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:55, archived)
# You have sex on the brain
- I blame myself
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:55, archived)
# Fuck stairlifts
i want to have sex on a brain
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:57, archived)
# That's easy - Apply to the NHS for a frontal Labotomy
and request that they do not close up the hole then get a good friend to poke you in your labotomy hole with his dick - hey presto sex on the brain - what a rush. ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:00, archived)
# ewwww!!!
You are just full of interesting vis tonight.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:01, archived)
# What else is there...
to think about at 2a.m.... hehe..
Seriously, I'm just goofin'

BTW... Comments about Vin and Toby just didn't do it for me.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:59, archived)
# 2 am - You're not British then?
Bloody, johnny foreigners! Haha ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:02, archived)
# No....Remember?
I live relatively close to you... Oops maybe not...

Sorry... got you confused with Pie for a min

*Slowly extracts his foot from his mouth*
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:04, archived)
# http://thorahird.com
Courtesy of dogbomb.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:50, archived)
# b3st so f4r
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:52, archived)