hardly any irish people
drink seagulls. 100% fact
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GTA,
Tue 16 Mar 2004, 13:29,
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but a surprising number of seagulls
drink irish people*
(* assuming you find the number zero to be surprising)
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Tue 16 Mar 2004, 13:32,
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Hardly any Irish people
are Irish.
Plastic Paddies we call them.
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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Tue 16 Mar 2004, 13:51,
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