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# probably an M.O.D. laptop

secret defence laptops, with spy satellite details and all that jazz
(, Thu 25 Mar 2004, 12:42, archived)
# roflol
that was my taxi...
£10 and i'll tell you where they keep the secret missles
(, Thu 25 Mar 2004, 12:47, archived)
# have a cream cake instead of the tenner......
*passes cake tin*
(, Thu 25 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
# that'll do nicely!
if you climb up the front of big ben and press the middle of the dial 4 fully laden scud missles will burst out of the top of the spire and promptly bomb the knackers out of moscow (no-one bothered to reprogram them after the cold war y'see. anyway who's gonna miss moscow?). those damn protesters dunno how close they were to starting world war 3....
(, Thu 25 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)