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# I love that
Is it for girlies to keep the flies away whilst masturbating?
Or to fry fish whilst masturbating as cover for poor hygiene?

btw anyone able to tell me how to read an IP address or URL from a text file and have that link come up on a web page? Tried google, but none of the cunts seem to know what I mean
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Sat 27 Mar 2004, 19:56, archived)
# Depends on your server.
ASP, PHP etc all have commands to read external files and use data from them.
(.o0o.Purple-Circle.o0o., Sat 27 Mar 2004, 19:58, archived)
# Ideally just a bit of javascript that does it
I've developed something that sends my home IP address to a file on a server via FTP whenever it changes. What I want to do now is to create a web page which automatically incorporates the file contents as a link.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Sat 27 Mar 2004, 20:03, archived)
# If your server supports ASP
its waaaaaay easier doing it that way.
See this file for an explanation. There's PHP and CFM versions also but most servers I work with are Microsplat so I use ASP.
Just save the page as pagename.asp or pagename.shtml or it won't work.
(.o0o.Purple-Circle.o0o., Sat 27 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)
# I really need to do it in javascript if I can
Because my free ISP webspace doesn't have any scripting capability, so I need something client side. I suppose I could make a little Flash applet that does it.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Sat 27 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)
# Flash would be even easier.
Although your visitors will need to have Flash installed. Not so much of a problem nowadays though. I wrote this for a nightlub that I do work for. It reads from a text file. If you want I can send you the basic .fla file with the actionscript.
(.o0o.Purple-Circle.o0o., Sat 27 Mar 2004, 20:21, archived)
# Pups nuts!
Thanks. That would be great. mattbrook ??aht mac ??dote** com.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Sat 27 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)