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# She's well fit. Cracking arse.
As soon as the sun comes out, I start listening to Astrud Gilberto.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:07, archived)
# He's got belief in himself and is a mature 20-year-old. He'll score goals at any level.
I have a list of new identities I want you to create for me...
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:07, archived)
# She crept back in when no-one was looking, and stole all the condoms.
He's not homeless, he's just scruffy.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:09, archived)
# This Big Brother is basically suffering the backlash from the last series, when they were all fame-hungry whores.
Toyah Wilcox as Calamity Jane. No. I can't see it.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:10, archived)
# Of course I like Chili sauce... I'm Indian. I grew up on it.
There's nothing more beautiful that that smell after it's been raining.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:12, archived)
# Karen, will you take that out of your mouth?
She acts like being a lesbian gives her a special license to be rude to people.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:13, archived)
# Me and Paul had a few bevvies, a bite to eat, got back home and were both violently ill. I'm never touching food again.
Pancake Day is a fucking sham!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:14, archived)
# He said that Christian teachers in comprehensive schools need to see themselves as "missionaries in a strange land."
I am composed of thousands of tiny pixels.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# Jenny is back with her boyfriend. It's over.
Ring out the old. Ring in the new. Ring-a-ding-ding.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
# This love thing....it's not a game, you know?
Be careful in London mate, there's loads of gays.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:17, archived)
# I would like to kill everyone. Except you. Obviously.
It's the time of year when old men wear sandals. Lots of crushed, splintered toenails.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:22, archived)
# I would like to shoot Mel Gibson's dad and then deny it ever happened.
You're full of crusty secretions.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:23, archived)