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[challenge entry] Quick n nasty


....not sure if mr blunkett is a product.

From the Gloots! - Co-joined Product Innovation challenge. See all 388 entries (closed)

(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# His Tinkling Bell means he's the happiest little fellow in all Toyland


woot!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# Quite
I think you missed the point of the compo slightly.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# he's a product of my dreams........*
*100%fact
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# i wish
the most detestable little gnome..
was noddy a gnome
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:22, archived)
# The cabbie kept going on about the birds he's shagged off the internet.
You can stick your DVD-rom up your arse.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Is your DVD-Rom/Arse hybrid a product?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 17:50, archived)
# No. I'm not pro-war. I just can't muster up the moral outrage and smugness to oppose it.
Billy? Is that short for Billiards?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 17:50, archived)
# qui est 'Billy'?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# I found him at about 2 am. He was trying to piss into a postbox.
Nous allons a Highbury...c'est le match contre Southampon.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# I used to live in Islington.
Je ne suis pas allé à ce jeu. Southampton sont merde.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 17:55, archived)
# Beckham will do well in Madrid...it will be like the crusades. Either he'll convert the heathens or just kill them.
Lately I've been having very erotic dreams about Doug Ellis. It's not very nice.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# You need help.
Seriously. Lots and lots of help. I'll pay.

I'm all for erotic dreams, but Doug Ellis? Oh dear.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 17:57, archived)
# I don't trust Phil Tufnell. He looks like an evil Stan Laurel.
so, anyway, on his deathbed he suggests that I buy the lawnmower off him. I said no.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 17:58, archived)
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(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:03, archived)
# This is gonna be the summer of ragga.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:05, archived)
# I'm not saying I object to fine wines, just the culture that surrounds them.
Five uses of ellipsis in the same paragraph is excessive.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 17:58, archived)
# You're not a woman. You're just a cruel caricature of femininity.
He won't care about your tits. He's a leg man.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 17:59, archived)
# When I saw him lying there unprotected from the elements, I fetched my shovel immediately.
There are several different ways to bake a sponge cake.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:01, archived)
# no, its a shark!
Go to the the family planning place. They'll give you free jimmy hats..
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:01, archived)
# I didn't have a license, so naturally I got caught.
A year in the navy is enough to give anyone a sore bottom.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:02, archived)
# Soon I go camping in Prague. I hope to practice my English.
When I was young I was so short that my legs didn't reach the ground.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:04, archived)
# She's well fit. Cracking arse.
As soon as the sun comes out, I start listening to Astrud Gilberto.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:07, archived)
# He's got belief in himself and is a mature 20-year-old. He'll score goals at any level.
I have a list of new identities I want you to create for me...
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:07, archived)
# She crept back in when no-one was looking, and stole all the condoms.
He's not homeless, he's just scruffy.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:09, archived)
# This Big Brother is basically suffering the backlash from the last series, when they were all fame-hungry whores.
Toyah Wilcox as Calamity Jane. No. I can't see it.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:10, archived)
# Of course I like Chili sauce... I'm Indian. I grew up on it.
There's nothing more beautiful that that smell after it's been raining.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:12, archived)
# Karen, will you take that out of your mouth?
She acts like being a lesbian gives her a special license to be rude to people.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:13, archived)
# Me and Paul had a few bevvies, a bite to eat, got back home and were both violently ill. I'm never touching food again.
Pancake Day is a fucking sham!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:14, archived)
# He said that Christian teachers in comprehensive schools need to see themselves as "missionaries in a strange land."
I am composed of thousands of tiny pixels.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# Jenny is back with her boyfriend. It's over.
Ring out the old. Ring in the new. Ring-a-ding-ding.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
# This love thing....it's not a game, you know?
Be careful in London mate, there's loads of gays.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:17, archived)
# I would like to kill everyone. Except you. Obviously.
It's the time of year when old men wear sandals. Lots of crushed, splintered toenails.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:22, archived)
# I would like to shoot Mel Gibson's dad and then deny it ever happened.
You're full of crusty secretions.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 18:23, archived)
# So thats how you posted
a billion messages in nine days.....
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# It was trickling down her leg. She didn't even notice
She swallowed it all
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 17:57, archived)
# The torrent of
existential gibberish.

Or is it art?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 17:58, archived)
# I never trust milkmen.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 17:59, archived)