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# Hahahaha!
fabolus nickname but im not sure i wanna know why he was called that..
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:08, archived)
# this
is b3ta -- you must use visual aides... ;p
(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:10, archived)
# blargh
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:15, archived)
# hehehe
goatse :)
(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)
# no no no
no no no no no no no no

i have just got over seeing that after about half a year, i never need reminding

nor tubgirl either!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:18, archived)
# Yerghhhh
whywhy WHY would anyone poo on their face???
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:23, archived)
# hehe
www.300poundmusic.com/dump/ascii/hello2.html
(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)
# oooooh
*clicks*
DAMMIT why am I so gullible?!!?
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)
# i learnt the hard way
first goatse then tubgirl, and then the video of the bloke getting stabbed in the neck

never ever click

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)
# because
you're blonde
(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)
# sadly
its not as funny as it sounds. He was half german and his name was something like bougghargagrgarhd and no one could pronouce it so we just called him buggered. He was a scary guy actually, but i guess secure enough in his masculinitly to have a nickname that suggested he enjoyed anal sex
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:10, archived)
# mabye
he didn't know what it ment :S
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:11, archived)
# heh im sure he knew
or at least i dont wanna be anywhere near him when he finds out
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)
# Was he bald?
Cuz bald bouncers are scarier, probably cuz you can't help imagining them with a line down the middle of their heads like an arse and then you laugh and they scowl and you're sure they read your mind and know what you were thinking...
Or mabye that's just me......heh...
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:20, archived)
# he was
halfway there, but generally (like me) has a shaved head anyway.... but a line like an arse? no i dont think he had one of those. And if he scowled at you, ooooooh no no no scary stuff

all bouncers do is stare, they arnt really thinking anything, they are just trying to make you think they are. especially if you are under age. bastards (not that i am, but i can remember....)
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:23, archived)
# Heehee
it would be quite funny to draw a line down someones head so it looked like a bum..
..probably..
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)
# not
as funny as you'd think
(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)
# i'll hand you the pen
but you have to draw it, i will be running as fast as my legs will carry me in the opposite direction

im sure no one wants an arse for a head
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)
# or
a head for an arse
(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)
# You would
have to do a handstand to sit down, which would be crap if you had no arms...
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)
# his name
is buggered anyways-so he probably already does:)
(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:32, archived)
# would have its
disadvantages

like sitting down, no one wants that
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:32, archived)
# Well chaps
this, sadly, is where it ends for me as i must now sleep or my brain will turn it sludge.
Nighty Night!!
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)
# night night
fecking work tomorrow, so im off to probably

nice to create an incredibly long thread with you!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:38, archived)
# You too!
oh, and not forgetting er...the other one ;)
Hope you get our tickets in time!!
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:40, archived)
# goodnight
signed,
the other one.
(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:50, archived)