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# frank
or henry
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 1:56, archived)
# Frenry
Henk
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 1:56, archived)
# kenry
or menk
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 1:57, archived)
# wah!
i just remembered to look at th thread down there

i used to play tuba too... it was ace
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 1:57, archived)
# yay for Tuba's!
although i was forced to make a tit of myself by playing a solo in the middle of a crowded york shopping centre... onlookers OH THE ONLOOKERS

i played it fine though just felt a complete twat
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 1:59, archived)
# thats better than
only getting your fingers wet

also if i remember correctly you have to wet your own lips with wind instruments....
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:00, archived)
# eeek! scary
i once dropped mine in the middle of someone giving a speach... cue 300 people laughing at lemony :(
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:00, archived)
# oops
i swore rather loudly in a church ceremony once because i pinched my finger trying to remove a valve
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:02, archived)
# hahahahahaha
that's even worse than me swearing by accident in the middle of a pantomime i as in, in front of the brownies

why had you chosen to remove the valves at that point?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:03, archived)
# it had gotten stuck and needed to be freed
so i unscrewed it lifted it up recklessly and removed a portion of my finger between the two buttony bits

"Ow FUCK"............................"whoops hehe"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:05, archived)
# eeeeep!
sounds sore, i never injured myself with mine, though i ripped the crotch out of a pair of trousers putting it down once. the valve caught my fly and the weight was enough to leave me.... erm.... exposed
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:08, archived)
# ah hahahahahahaha fucking excellent
ever heard of the whit walks?

they're marches that take place up north on whit friday and the band plays a march does a march then plays on the stand and both are judged then they piss off to the next place... i was playing last year and some twat poured his John Smiths down my Bell... i was livid.... i hate John Smiths...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:10, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahahah
fantastic, i'd not heard of them
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:14, archived)
# they're great fun
and in may
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:18, archived)