bring in a secret camera
find out if his ad personality is just a front, and then send the vid into the b3ta newsletter.
and while you're doing it, try to make him say as many rude words as possible.
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this i like... try to make him call you a cunt
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lemony,
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get him sacked!
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here's a checklist of phrases that you should try top make him say:
-monkey scrotum
-lebanese elephant
-i give you extra
-daddy or chips?
-mooses, don't ya luv 'em?
-OI! YOU! NO!
-yeah I know
-back of the net
-fuck
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xylophone buggery
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lemony,
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zebra bastard
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Chrico is a bounder and a cad,
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cum buckets
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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on,
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