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# Howard Brown (Halifax bloke) may be appearing at my local branch.
I should have free time then. What should I say or do?

So far I have:
= Shout 'Who gives you extra?'
= Pull a mooney.

And for those of you who will get moody over not posting with a pic:

'One way ticket to.... Hull.'
(McChaff, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:44, archived)
# scream
"I ARE BE IN LOVE WITH YOU"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)
# kidney punch him
make him piss blood!!
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
# bring in a secret camera
find out if his ad personality is just a front, and then send the vid into the b3ta newsletter.

and while you're doing it, try to make him say as many rude words as possible.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
# this i like... try to make him call you a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)
# get him sacked!
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)
# here's a checklist of phrases that you should try top make him say:
-monkey scrotum
-lebanese elephant
-i give you extra
-daddy or chips?
-mooses, don't ya luv 'em?
-OI! YOU! NO!
-yeah I know
-back of the net
-fuck
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)
# xylophone buggery
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:48, archived)
# zebra bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:49, archived)
# cum buckets
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:51, archived)
# bend over and pull a mooney,
and shout 'who gives you extra' with your bum hole

that would require some serious anus sphincter training though

woo btw
(eleusis, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
# Ask him for
information on a fixed rate mortgage?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
# ummm
ask why you have to say "would you like fries with that" every time you grant a mortgage...
(Karoma, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:51, archived)
# I wouldn't
pay £40.25 for a ticket to Hull.
(ionicus, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:54, archived)