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# dear madbyluck,
Thank you for showing such a keen interest in joining the rest of us in hell.

When packing, please remember the temperature climate.

Please have a prefered method of eternal torture in mind upon arrival, to aid processing. Other guest have chosen 'Listening to Celine Dion', 'Chatting with Jim Davidson' and 'Eternity with Graham Norton', to name but a few.

We look forward to you joining us soon.

Yours

Satan
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:27, archived)
# note from 667
I would just like to say that Mr Satan is a lovely neighbour.

oh and that Diana was his spawn, the evil witch
(big JC, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:33, archived)
# Can you advise
on recommended SPF?
(madbyluck, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:44, archived)