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# and you all thought she was dead...
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:06, archived)
# hehe
like it, nice one
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:16, archived)
# Come on...
That's not fair, is it. I think you're being a little insensitive.
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:20, archived)
# shut up dodi
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:22, archived)
# Who cares about being insensitive?
Lots of bad things happen all the time (look at any newspaper for proof).
Just because she was in the public eye all the time and died tracically doesnt mean people shouldn't poke fun.
When I peg it I want people taking the piss out of me!
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:25, archived)
# Eeeek
He's still around too?

Where's Buffy when you need her?
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:26, archived)
# heheh
my hotmail address is
(oh christ why am I telling you this)
dodi al fayed AT hotmail :)
*edited - thats not the correct spelling :)*
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:27, archived)
# hahahaha!
that's great
*rapidly adds that address to every mailing list know to mankind*
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:30, archived)
# you bastard :)
I only use it when communicating with me stepmum :)
I'm not telling you her email address, not in this thread anyway :)
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:42, archived)
# Yes
She was a wonderful woman who saved the world on several occasions. If it weren't for her we would all have died of small-pox now.

She will be sorely missed by all. I for one went down to Buckinggham Palace and paid my respects on the five year annivesary. Why didn't you you ungrateful swonk!
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:25, archived)
# Agreed...
... 6 years ago, I came out my house, and almost stood on a mine... I would have done too, if she hadn't come running out from under a bush and rugby tackled me to the floor...

Gawd bless her
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:27, archived)
# deadana
So Will Carling had his uses after all.
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:50, archived)
# *giggle*
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 14:03, archived)
# I thought it was quite funny.
And it has been five years and everything.
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:25, archived)
# if anything,
the comedy of it all has decreased with time.
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:28, archived)
# sort of,
I just thought it was a good pic.
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:32, archived)
# i liked
it too. but as time goes on, i just become angrier and angrier with the public. STOP FUCKING CARING YOU TWATS.
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:36, archived)
# Seconded and thirded.
Who the fuck cares?
Fuck it, people die all the time and who gives a shit about them? No one does. So who the fuck cares about someone "famous" pegging it?
*Arrragh, I'm leaving the board for a bit - this argument is stupid in my opinion*
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:39, archived)
# and more,
I think it wasn't funny in the first place. I know b3tans can be a bit "close to the bone" at times, but for me, "the line has been crossed". You trivialise the grief felt by the majority of the country on the issue with your puerile "potato-shopping".
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:34, archived)
# i know
did Dr Fox cancel the chart that week for nothing?
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:36, archived)
# Ho ho.
You of rapier wit and swiftian satire.
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:38, archived)
# yes but surely
have you not noticed that Princess Diana is an anagram of Maxine Carr?
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:37, archived)
# Good grief.
You're serious aint ya?
I dont seriously believe that you want us to join the rest of the puling media obsessed country?
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:38, archived)
# oh do fuck
off. so we can take the piss out of most dead people, but if a bunch of fuckwits are told to be upset by another bunch of fuckwits who happen to print tabloids we can't? and putting "quotation marks" around everything doesn't make your argument "more valid". "cunt".

edit: i'm sorry, i've come over all popbitch. i shall now go and buy some lunch and new guitar strings for the stouffer/fat boab rock extravaganza.
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:38, archived)
# dude
remove the electrodes from your nads and have a yakult, the good bacteria will make you a "nicer" person
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:41, archived)
# done
and done. and i do feel better for it.
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:42, archived)
# oh and btw
has anyone else had stouffer's mum?
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] wooo hooo
we've made the front page, thank you stouffers mum!

(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:45, archived)
# i don't
get this one. are you saying that my mum is mod?
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:50, archived)
# nope
i'm sure she is lovely but the picture of Count Diancrula made the home page thats all...
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:54, archived)
# Why are all of your posts
entries into the lovechild contest?
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:45, archived)
# i assume so
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:45, archived)
# I said
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:39, archived)
# I remember when she died and when she was buried and both give me strong feelings.
The first one because I was sitting near an elderly transvestite when I heard the news (funny).
And the second becasue I was helping my mum move house because her and my dad split up (sadness).
She was just some posh bint married to a big-eared royal inbred who I never really thought about.
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:42, archived)
# I clearly rememeber my mum running into my room
shouting "Diana's Dead."
I had been on the beers the night before, and was hungover. I believe the words I used were "Piss off".
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:57, archived)
# Enter one of those new media types
Oh, hello old chum...

Please close the door behind you
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:42, archived)
# Dodi, it's funny,
plus, me and her were never that close.

(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:43, archived)
# Stop looking at it then!!
Or are you one of those people who hangs around outside sex shops being "disgusted"...
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:44, archived)
# COme on, laugh at the world...
Itt's to cruel, mock it sensless.
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:29, archived)
# dear madbyluck,
Thank you for showing such a keen interest in joining the rest of us in hell.

When packing, please remember the temperature climate.

Please have a prefered method of eternal torture in mind upon arrival, to aid processing. Other guest have chosen "Listening to Celine Dion", "Chatting with Jim Davidson" and "Eternity with Graham Norton", to name but a few.

We look forward to you joining us soon.


(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:27, archived)
# note from 667
I would just like to say that Mr Satan is a lovely neighbour.

oh and that Diana was his spawn, the evil witch
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:33, archived)
# Can you advise
on recommended SPF?
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:44, archived)
i bet she was a fantastic lay
(, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 14:59, archived)