It's what
Premiership footballers do to drunken vegetables*
*100% Fact
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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem,
Sat 10 Apr 2004, 19:02,
archived)
Except for George Best, who became
a drunken vegetable.
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The Ghost of Stephen Foster,
Sat 10 Apr 2004, 19:03,
archived)