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# how old are you?

if you dont mind me asking
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# Seventeen and Seven months.
Which worries me slightly after reading the Olsen posts further down. (Sept 11th (1986) for any B'day presents).
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:48, archived)
# ok,
it's just i'm 24 and remember all of the above

but my mum is a child minder so i had to endure kids t.v. for years after it was healthy for me to do so.

*notes date in diary* where's the piss up to be held?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)
# One of three destinations my friend...
1. My house
2. Local pub
3. Italy
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)
# hhhmmmmmmmm

italy, how much is that in a taxi back?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)
# Well we don't know whether to fly or drive.
My car would be free. But painful if you're over about 5'7. It's an old mini.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)
# ouch

i'm six foot, count me out.

probably fly, mush easier
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)
# Sitting in the front isn't too bad.
But then you'd have to be next to me so you'd probably prefer to fly!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:01, archived)
# i'll fly
even if its at your house, probably safer than me driving
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)
# I'm six foot one inch.
And i sat in the back of a mini once. Not fun i can tell you. I thought i would end up with a spinal injury.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)
# Getting out is the worst bit!
Head out, shoulders out... uh oh....

*tumble rest of body out on the pavement*
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:05, archived)
# I'm not pissed honestly officer!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)
# I'm only...
... falling out of my undersized car!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)
# september the 11th?
bet that was a happy birthday....

i have a mate who shares that B'day
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)
# It was.
My teacher told me off for having a party in the classroom! We had to stop. We didnt know why until he turned on the TV. I was bought a remote controlled plane too. Oh the memories.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)
# It'll be worse for people born on September 11th 2001.
I doubt they'll do much celebrating when they are a lot older, especially if they are american.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)
# I bet they'll be given crappy names by their parents
like "Freedom" or "Liberty".
(the funky gibbon, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)
# better than "mercedees"

or "britney"
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)
# Or 'Plane Crash' .
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)
# Even worse...
... Osama.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)
# I once knew a person
who was called Ivor Goodbody.
(the funky gibbon, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)
# i met somebody called Ginger Wildheart

his choice, he changed it to that via depol
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)
# I had a friend called
Grainger Walton Roberts (GWR),
which was ironic as he was an avid trainspotter.
(the funky gibbon, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# The Wildhearts are a cool group :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# I have friends called...
Anette Kirton (A net curtain) and
Jenny Taylor (Genitalia)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# I know (of)
a girl called jenny taylor.... who basically stole my exes ex boyfriend

that dont make any sense do it?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# *gasps*
my cousin!!!
does she live in derby?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)
# nope
wycombe.. probably not the same one

tis a very unfortunate name tho...
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)