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# hahaha!
Ahhh, unibrows never cease to amuse me...

This lad is very unfortunate though as he looks, has the brain power of and is built like a neanderthal*

*i canne spell :s
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# that looks correct to me, cos i cant either
im sure he makes up for it in other areas...maybe
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# *shudder*
that's verrrrrrry disturbing..
ARSE, I just stapeled my finger!! Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow, stupid novelty stapler looking so innocent...........
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# pfffft
how the hell did you manage that? did it sneak up on you?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# I was fiddleing with it
and it slipped and stapled the middle of my finger :( Bloody hurts....
I know someone who stapled the webby bit of his hand, his leg and his fingers...
He's a weird basturd....
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# awww for you
and ewww for your weirdo friend
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Blargh,
he's not really a friend, he's my sister's ginger friend's bf who asked me out....
It's rather confusing...
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)
# yes that is rather confusing
lol, why do you feel the need to refer to her as "you sisters ginger friend" have you seen my profile :-P
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Er............
heh....
Well, um..., to me she has no name as she is the most annoying person on the planet and she just happens to be ginger (such a nice colour)........

*phew*, saved.....
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)
# mmmhmmm
you managed to dig up quite successfully there.

Like my friend matt (again) he was looking through pictures on my phone and someone had taken a picture of my recently shaved head, and he asked me why someone had taken a picture of a balloon.

"Err, well matt, thats my head"
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!!
the loon!
That made my tea get all over my newly bandaged finger..
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:14, archived)
# yeah... he spent about an hour
down the pub trying to get himself out of it. It was just very funny, tho i wasnt going to let him know that

you really did some damage with that stapler then?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)
# I think
I think i did a lot of damage but it didn't do that much.
I now have a hole in the middle of my finger which is rather deep...
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:21, archived)
# ouch
cant say thats something i have ever done

a friend of mine once took most of his finger off with a knife when chopping up potatoes... not nice apparantly
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Yeouch
If he had, and served it for some reason, I doubt the person who found it would have been happy..
I've never really done any serious damage to myself, thought I sprained my wrist once and had to use a bloody granny trolley as a schoolbag...
not the most fun 3 weeks....
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)
# pfft
granny trolley

would have been some lovely spuds, little bit more meaty.

God its funny listening to the helpdesk calls, people really are stupid
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:35, archived)
# I got sick of it
and threw it down some stairs..
Needless to say, the teacher there was none too pleased...
Helpdesk calls eeeey? What kind of things have they done?
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)
# oh, just people who cant find a Z key (for example)
and just as i typed that someone was asking whether they could plug a mouse into their PC.... umm, i fairly certain you CAN!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Ahahahahaha!
Stupid people are funny.....
Speaking of which, have you ever read those Darwin Award books?
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)
# i have had a flick fhrough then website of them
but not entire books, no
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:48, archived)
# I read one
and found it rather amusing which I know I shouldn't have because, well, people died, but I can't help them being stupid!
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:55, archived)
# argh hairy girl is being really friendly
i dont likes it i tell ya
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:59, archived)
# May I just say
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Ahhh, takes me back to primary school.....
Mabye she thinks you're one of those hair fetish blokes.....
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# you may :-P
god i havent done any work at all today, not one thing

i might go early, not really much point me being here!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Heehee
Not working is always a good plan and leaving/sneeking out is even better
Awww, but tashy might miss you ;P
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# maybe...
tho i think* that she is engaged



*hope
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# Hmmm...
mabye there was a number to call on that hairy woman programme...
She may like to play outside the field though..... ;)
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# she might like to
but.... no way... noooo way

i would have to be REALLLY drunk.

REALLY REALLY REALLY, actually i should have more self belief. NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:18, archived)
# Awww, poor lady
Im sure she'll be heart broken.....
Blergh, If you snogged your beard might get caught....
eww eww eww eww
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)
# im sure she is just being nice
still she has someone, so im sure she cant complain!

eww eww eww eww, thats just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Im ashamed
of myself for thinking it *shudder*
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:25, archived)
# longest thread
ever?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Methinks
quite possibley :D
Wonder if there's a prize to be had....
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)
# started at 11.30!!!
I dont really think the layout of b3ta is designed for threads this long
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:34, archived)
# Woooooooooah,
Lenghty!
If it ain't, it should be, just for the likes of us :)
edit: bugger, you really havent done any work! Well done!
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:39, archived)
# definitly
ooh hairy girl is speaking to a guy who used to be her teacher... thats weird

apparantly she is engaged and now "to commited" to flirt anymore. Odd odd stuff. I might go soon
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# Go and
stop him stealing your woman? ;)
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)
# NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
and fuck it its 10 mins early, but i dont care!

well, always a pleasure to break b3ta thread records with ya.

Byeeeeeeeee :)
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Likewise :)
Sneek out safely and don't get caught by tashed ladies!
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:51, archived)