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[challenge entry] Yippie Ki Yea
Learn photoshop in 14 days. 'Day 3 - Being Offensive'


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(I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)
# MY BIRTHDAYYYY!!!
I was 15.
Just to let you all know. Again!
Edit: Yay and Woo etc.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 18:51, archived)
# are we still flying to italy young lady?
??
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 18:53, archived)
# *cough*
Woman.
And I dont know.
Will probs stay at home if the weather stays like this!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 18:55, archived)
# of course
18th birthdays change you from a lady into a woman

still be a decent piss up though, it being your first legal one an all

(quick editing there, hope she doesn't notice)
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 18:57, archived)
# Hehehe, yes.
My first LEGAL one.
Out of interest, are there any police b3tans? Or is the admin as close as we get to the 'real' jobbies.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 18:59, archived)
# You don't want to be close...
...to real jobbies. Very messy business.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:00, archived)
# *sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:00, archived)
#
edit/ bugger
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:00, archived)
# Ummm....
... I'm 17 now.
The attacks were two and a bit years ago!
PS. GCSES were all great and A-Levels are bastards. That is all!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:01, archived)
# By the way
Don't let any teacher tell you that A-levels are the most important exams in your life. That's bollocks. I won a fiver on a "Who wants to be a millionaire" pub machine. Far more rewarding and fun too.
(I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:05, archived)
# Amen.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:06, archived)
# admin is the closest you'll get to a copper on here

they basically make sure there is no rudey stuff posted and they can delete twunts acoounts if they spam us.

why what you thinking of doing on the board thats illegal
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:02, archived)
# I was saying how I will...
... soon be 18 (sept 11th for any presents), and implied I had had piss ups before that date. Y'know, just being paranoid!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:03, archived)
# oh dont worry about that sort of illegal activity
i'm a licencee and i think that as long as it's done in moderation its ok.

and the Mod's are likely to be the first to buy you a drink*

*blatant lie
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:06, archived)
# Cheers!
Literally!
PS. Supply my party! Please! I'll give you a quid!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:07, archived)
# alas, not a practicing licencee

have all my qualifications, just lack one thing.....
oh yeah thats it, a pub!!

i will probably forget your b'day by the by, but if your having a big piss up let people know, it'll be another excuse for a b3ta bash.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:10, archived)
# I'll think of something nearer the time I suppose.
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:12, archived)
# Really?
So did you think the attack was a personal vendetta against you? I would. A guy I used to live was born on Nov 5th and he always thought the fireworks were to celebrate his life. Not likely really, he was a fat fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 18:54, archived)
# Actually...
... I was rather pissed off.
But that's the way the tower crumbles.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 18:56, archived)
# How did he get away with that?
I thought we had fat people put down these days?

Or am I living on Daily Mail island again?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 18:57, archived)
# haha
fantastic
(Morphindel, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 18:51, archived)
# bloody school kids
these days getting 3 weeks off for easter.As opposed to the normal 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Street, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 18:54, archived)
# its nearly 7pm
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 18:57, archived)
# Still
I begrudge anyone who gets more holidays than me.
(I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:00, archived)
# i meant in reference
to the 14 days of photoshop. im assuming to the starters quality this is clearly the work of a school age child.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Street, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:03, archived)
# I see
I'm 24. I just have the mental age of a school child. And I really have only had photoshop for 3 days.
(I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:06, archived)
# my bad
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Street, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:07, archived)
# churchill, can you save me money on my car insurance?
My name is Osama. I have dyed my hair blonde and undergone a sex change. My new name is...
Elisha Cuthbert!!!
(Reach Out And Touch Ham, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:03, archived)